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I was thinking, what the hell is a CHP?
So I changed accounts rather than get attacked by wade for asking for a name change.
My new name is "IronPirate".
Comment on the newspost there.
Because I disabled comments here.
It shows constipation anger and frustration all at once!
I understand them not doing portal/view/666, BUT WHY 1337!? I can no longer say newgrounds is 1337. I will go cry in the corner now. Awkwardly. Alone. In the dark. With a pillow. A flowery pillow...
Headshot777 has informed me of the 1337th thread, and I have found the 1337th audio. NG is 66% 1337. My only reasonable solution is that portal/view/1337 was blammed. However, the ClockCrew stole the forum topic. Therefore CC is 33% 1337, and NG is 33% 1337. That means CC is as 1337 as NG...wait...that can't be right...
Therefore my name now stands for Clock Hippie Prime. So I am 66% 1337? I'm confuzzled.
Apparently I am awesome because of this...MONKEY SCROTUMS WATTSON!
I HAVE FOUND AN EXCELLENT FAGGOT TO TROLL FOR ALL OF YOU.
THIS FAILURE LET'S ALL HELP HIM DIE IN A HOLE, I DO BELIEVE HE IS TOO
MENTALLY RETARDED TO GET INTO THE HOLE TO BEGIN WITH.
SO, WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK OF THIS GUY'S FAGGOTRY?