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Owsley Tanner @CHP

Age 28, Male

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Joined on 4/18/09

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CHP's News

Posted by CHP - July 21st, 2009


I was thinking, what the hell is a CHP?
So I changed accounts rather than get attacked by wade for asking for a name change.
My new name is "IronPirate".
Go there.
Now.
Comment on the newspost there.
Because I disabled comments here.
Lawl.


Posted by CHP - July 4th, 2009


>:(
It shows constipation anger and frustration all at once!


Posted by CHP - June 30th, 2009


Never gonna let you down.


Posted by CHP - June 20th, 2009


Yesterday I was playing around with my browser when I found the feature "View Source", I tried it on the NG front page and I say awesomeness. All of the NG scripts. I was looking through them and I figured out how EVERYTHING on newgrounds worked. It actually looks like NG is purely javascript. I was thinking of editing them and opening up a new site and calling it Noogrownds. I was really into this, I submitted a mock-up to the art portal and everything. Then I realized that it was most likely illegal. Heck, with these scripts and a few hacking tools anyone could destroy NG. And if you were an advanced hacker you could clear all the staff's hard drives so it couldn't come back. I'm not saying I would do that, I'm just saying the security sucks. I wouldn't be surprised if Kongregate, Flash Portal, Deviantart of 4chan tried to destroy NG, and knowing this is only worse. So I decided to use the mockup as a base for a flash website parody of NG and make the NGscripts.txt a read-only hidden archive. If staff is reading this, the feature is in safari, using right-click. I feel ashamed for trying to make a Noogrownds...

NG Scripts


Posted by CHP - June 12th, 2009


I understand them not doing portal/view/666, BUT WHY 1337!? I can no longer say newgrounds is 1337. I will go cry in the corner now. Awkwardly. Alone. In the dark. With a pillow. A flowery pillow...

----------EDIT----------
Headshot777 has informed me of the 1337th thread, and I have found the 1337th audio. NG is 66% 1337. My only reasonable solution is that portal/view/1337 was blammed. However, the ClockCrew stole the forum topic. Therefore CC is 33% 1337, and NG is 33% 1337. That means CC is as 1337 as NG...wait...that can't be right...
Therefore my name now stands for Clock Hippie Prime. So I am 66% 1337? I'm confuzzled.

1337ness


Posted by CHP - June 11th, 2009


Heh heh...
Apparently I am awesome because of this...MONKEY SCROTUMS WATTSON!

Banned


Posted by CHP - June 10th, 2009


I HAVE FOUND AN EXCELLENT FAGGOT TO TROLL FOR ALL OF YOU.

THIS FAILURE LET'S ALL HELP HIM DIE IN A HOLE, I DO BELIEVE HE IS TOO
MENTALLY RETARDED TO GET INTO THE HOLE TO BEGIN WITH.

SO, WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK OF THIS GUY'S FAGGOTRY?


Posted by CHP - June 10th, 2009


THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN REMOVED ON THE REQUEST OF A KILLJOY. THANK YOU, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.


Posted by CHP - April 30th, 2009


This is a remake of Owlsey's account. Actually, I am Owlsey. It's just that my previous account was full of fail. I made this one, rather be a noob than a failing expert. So, stuff.