I was thinking, what the hell is a CHP?
So I changed accounts rather than get attacked by wade for asking for a name change.
My new name is "IronPirate".
Go there.
Now.
Comment on the newspost there.
Because I disabled comments here.
Lawl.

>:(
It shows constipation anger and frustration all at once!

Never gonna let you down.

Yesterday I was playing around with my browser when I found the feature "View Source", I tried it on the NG front page and I say awesomeness. All of the NG scripts. I was looking through them and I figured out how EVERYTHING on newgrounds worked. It actually looks like NG is purely javascript. I was thinking of editing them and opening up a new site and calling it Noogrownds. I was really into this, I submitted a mock-up to the art portal and everything. Then I realized that it was most likely illegal. Heck, with these scripts and a few hacking tools anyone could destroy NG. And if you were an advanced hacker you could clear all the staff's hard drives so it couldn't come back. I'm not saying I would do that, I'm just saying the security sucks. I wouldn't be surprised if Kongregate, Flash Portal, Deviantart of 4chan tried to destroy NG, and knowing this is only worse. So I decided to use the mockup as a base for a flash website parody of NG and make the NGscripts.txt a read-only hidden archive. If staff is reading this, the feature is in safari, using right-click. I feel ashamed for trying to make a Noogrownds...

I understand them not doing portal/view/666, BUT WHY 1337!? I can no longer say newgrounds is 1337. I will go cry in the corner now. Awkwardly. Alone. In the dark. With a pillow. A flowery pillow...

----------EDIT----------
Headshot777 has informed me of the 1337th thread, and I have found the 1337th audio. NG is 66% 1337. My only reasonable solution is that portal/view/1337 was blammed. However, the ClockCrew stole the forum topic. Therefore CC is 33% 1337, and NG is 33% 1337. That means CC is as 1337 as NG...wait...that can't be right...
Therefore my name now stands for Clock Hippie Prime. So I am 66% 1337? I'm confuzzled.

Heh heh...
Apparently I am awesome because of this...MONKEY SCROTUMS WATTSON!

I HAVE FOUND AN EXCELLENT FAGGOT TO TROLL FOR ALL OF YOU.

THIS FAILURE LET'S ALL HELP HIM DIE IN A HOLE, I DO BELIEVE HE IS TOO
MENTALLY RETARDED TO GET INTO THE HOLE TO BEGIN WITH.

SO, WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK OF THIS GUY'S FAGGOTRY?

THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN REMOVED ON THE REQUEST OF A KILLJOY. THANK YOU, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

This is a remake of Owlsey's account. Actually, I am Owlsey. It's just that my previous account was full of fail. I made this one, rather be a noob than a failing expert. So, stuff.